We know what you're thinking. We forgot to make a Weird Holiday this month and now we're passing the buck. Like one of those fondue restaurants that make you cook your own food. Au contraire! This is an unprecedented opportunity for self-discovery. YOU may be weirder than you ever imagined.

So put on your thinking cap and send us your weirdest idea for a Weird Holiday. The best will be selected by our extremely weird panel of judges. It will then be designed, produced and registered as an actual holiday in our name so you'll get nothing out of the deal but the unencumbered joy of knowing that you've made the calendar a little
less normal.