Do you like my stache? I mean, it's okay if you don't. But if you do it would be cool. I'd like you to like my stache. I don't know if I like my stache. It's kinda sparse. The people at work make fun of my stache. They'll be sorry when my stache burns down the building. I'll still come to
The Party though ... if my stache is good enough to get in.