RETURNED TOOL
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Today is a day of homecoming for tools of all shapes and sizes. National Unquestioned Borrowed Tool Return Day. Reunite that hammer with its matching screwdriver set. Send the prodigal shovel home. Un-borrow that wheelbarrow. You don’t really need them anymore. You barely used them anyway.
Now, you may be sitting there at your desk with a self-righteous smirk on your
face. But are you with-out guilt? What about that stapler, or those scissors, that
pen with the bite marks in it? They’re not yours. Besides, bite-marked pens are pretty sick anyway.
Here is your one chance for redemption. To put right what has been wrong.
Affix the attached tag to the borrowed tool, return it to its rightful owner and
let the tag do the rest.
