REMEMBER THAT BEER NUT YOU PLANTED IN JUNE? If you did it right, your beer plant should be bearing juicy fruit right about now.* Let’s celebrate! Bring in your harvest, we’ll share ours.
Good times.

Cow Tippings' Eve - July 28th
Thought to have originated in rural Wisconsin in the early 19th century, Cow Tipping experienced its hay-day in the mid 1900s. It was during this time that the popular tradition of Cow Tippings’ Eve was annualized in an effort to prepare inexperienced tippers for the big day.

Plant a Beer Nut Day! - June 19th
Congratulations! You are the proud owner of a beer nut which, with proper care and feeding, will mature into a beer plant and bear unto you its delicious fruit.

Innuendo Day - May 23th
This is it, as it were. Your big chance to suggest exactly what you mean. Imply that point you’ve been dying to make. Double or even triple that entendre. No euphemism is too obscure, no allusion too oblique. So sidle up and start insinuating, because for today only a wink really is as good as a nudge. So to speak.

Disgustingly Cute Day - April 25th
Today is the fuzziest, wuzziest day of them all!!!
On this adorable day, we celebrate cuteness and all the delight and nausea it brings into our lives.
Today, use only adjectives ending in “ie.” Write with a glitter pen. Wear outfits of the palest pastels. Google baby animals from your work computer and squeeeeeeal in delight …

Create Something Weird Day - March 31st
We know what you're thinking. We forgot to make a Weird Holiday this month and now we're passing the buck. Like one of those fondue restaurants that make you cook your own food. Au contraire! This is an unprecedented opportunity for self-discovery.

Human Awareness Day - February 27th
For years we’ve been inventing surrogates for actual human interaction. Sure, the television is always there for you. Of course the computer never judges. But are you really satisfied bathing in the cold glow of electronic love? No. You are not. You are human and it’s time to reclaim your humanity.

Ignore Your Resolutions Day! - January 29th
It’s been a full month since the new year and you have fiercely resisted temptation. But do you suffer needlessly? What if there was a way to resist your cake and eat it too? Now there is! It’s called Ignore Your Resolutions Day